Every generation has their big, fabulous, science/fantasy fiction series to get into. My parents had Star Trek, Star Wars and Lord of the Rings, and I have Harry Potter (Thankfully I just missed out on Twilight, but that’s another story).
Never in my lifetime will there emerge something as imaginative and (obviously) magical as the Harry Potter series. Being almost 11 myself when the series began, I hoped and prayed like everyone else, that I would get my letter in the mail. I hate birds, but my fingers were crossed everyday after I read the first book that a snowy owl would appear outside my window and Hagrid would show up with a birthday cake and give my annoying little brother a pig’s tail.
But in all seriousness, I can say I literally grew up with these books and the characters in them. So naturally, my parents being the intuitive, generous people they are, decided to take my brother and I, at the ages of 19 and 22 respectively, to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter theme park in Orlando, Florida. My heart may have skipped a beat. This is going to be the best trip ever!! I’m finally going to Hogwarts!
Sadly, I never made it to the fantastical palace of magical learning. It still remains to be a figment of my imagination.
Why? you ask
Because it seems that the people who designed the theme park have turned into boring muggles and decided against using their imagination to its utmost potential. My issue with the design of this park is the reason why I will always choose Disney over Universal; because quality is key. Harry Potter is a 15 billion dollar worldwide brand. I think, with two wonderful tools, imagination and innovation, the designers and Universal could have created something much more fun and memorable that what I found there. Even if cost was the issue (which I find hard pressed to believe), they dropped the ball. For the record, it wasn’t bad, I just know that all the potential was there for it to be so much better!
Immediately my expectations were smushed when I discovered that the world of Harry Potter was embedded within the Islands of Adventure Park. Basically leave Jurassic Park land, and enter Harry Potter. That doesn’t exactly fit with the story, dragons are not dinosaurs. Maybe Universal knows something we don’t, and Hogwarts was around during the Jurassic Age?
Moving on, here are my top three biggest disappointments with the Harry Potter theme park:
The first thing, the castle was a third of the size it was supposed to be. I’m not necessarily saying that it needs to be built at a full-scale but, they didn’t even try to make it believable. Sure it looks great in pictures, but up close it just looks like a very large doll house. The large courtyard with the towering gothic arches (you know, where Neville became a hero in the last movie) probably came up to my knees, and the large white warehouse building that was situated on the backside of the castle to house the rest of the ride doesn’t look that great either. Guess someone forgot to put the invisibility cloak over it?
The other thing I was really mad about was that the train didn’t move. I was all ready to board the Hogwarts express and I couldn’t, because the front of the train is the only thing available, and it just sits there. What an integral part of the story that could be used as a ride, and a means to get around the entire Islands of Adventure park. Instead the engine was just sitting there, mocking me; Haha you will never go to the REAL Hogwarts.
And the final thing that bothered me was that everything was so in-your-face commercial. How about a little subtlety people? There were no stores in Hogsmede that you could go into simply just for the experience. All the stores you entered had a price tag on the end and tons of people trying to squeeze their way around. The park is already making so much money on ridiculously expensive merchandise and food, at least convince me that my overall experience is worth the price. Doesn’t it sound like a more profitable goal to make something that people want to continue to go back to, time and time again, dollar after dollar? Rather than to just squeeze them for all they’ve got one time, and leave them with a feeling of mediocrity and the lack of reasoning to go back. If I actually believe that I am at Hogwarts than I am happy, and if I am happy, I will probably spend more money. Lots more money.
Just to be fair, the actual Hogwarts, the ride inside the “castle” was really good. So if you want to wait for 2 hours, you get a pretty great 2.5 minutes ahead of you! I mean, I did it twice. Also, I want to give some props to the Ollivanders experience, that was pretty great too, fun for the kids.
I could go on and on about my disappointments with this theme park, but I fear that you will miss the message I am trying to get across to everyone. So plain and simple, quality is so very important. Especially with a project like this. The quality is in the experience you get, and in the attention to small details that are taken by the designers. As an architecture student, I have to believe that I have the power to generate ideas that can change things, and let me tell you, 90 percent of the time I was in the park, I was dreaming up things that should change.
I believe Muggles could create a very magical Hogwarts, and I know this because a place called Disney World exists. Disney World is all about the quality of experience, for young and old. They know how to bring stories to life (probably because the size of all their castles are way more believable). Also, even if they are pushing their merchandise just as hard as Universal, which they are, it doesn’t bother me as much because I am so intrigued and taken in by the overall experience around me. It appears that they understand I would be more willing to buy something because I bought into the experience of it, and not just the name.
Bottom line, Disney wins, for now, because they know how to tell a story, and make it believable. The quality of their theme parks is hard to beat, they make sure that all their visitors know how much heart and soul goes into creating magical experiences for people, and that’s what makes it real. J.K Rowling is a master storyteller, Universal still needs to work on making all the dots connect.
Who knows, maybe Hogwarts is better left to the imagination, although I will always be waiting for my letter.

The worlds smallest castle. Maybe they magically shrunk it?

Did you know that Harry Potter has been around since the age of the Dinosaurs?!

This is what im talking about people. Look at that big, beautiful, believable castle. I can almost see Cinderella waving from the window!